The "I can't even afford a wedding, let alone a photographer" Package

This rate is for courthouse weddings and elopements that fall on weekdays. 

4 hours coverage

Private Web Album

All photos shared via file sharing

250 Retouched Photos


The "I had to tap into my 401k* early (with penalties) to pay for this" Package

8 hours of coverage

Private Web Album

All photos on a Thumb Drive

400 Retouched Photos

No Travel Fee to many destinations around the USA (North East, CA, WA, NV, CO, OH, IL, MN, KS, MO and more!).**


The "I only buy name brand prescription drugs"  Package

12 hours of coverage

2nd Photographer (8hrs)

Engagement photos

Private Web Album

All photos on a Thumb Drive

750 Retouched Photos

No Travel Fee to destinations in North America and to many international destinations in Europe and Asia. **


The "I've got it so made that I have a team of researchers reviewing these packages for me " Package

Up to 600 hours of coverage

2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th Photographers (80hrs)

Engagement photos

Private Web Album

All of the photos pre loaded on a new hard drive inside a new condo on the Lower East Side of Manhattan.***

10,000 Retouched Photos

No Travel Fee to any location on the surface of the planet.****


Engagement Session $350  //  Second Photographer: $400 for 8 hours  //  Extra Time: $250/hr  //  Photo Book: $600

Feel free to get in touch if you want to complain or if you notice any typos. 


mobile: (917)319-2129

* = For those who live outside the USA. A 401K is a type of American Retirement fund. You should never withdraw from it before retirement. 

** = Adequate advanced notice is necessary to receive completely free travel. Free international destinations include the UK, France, Switzerland, Spain, and Japan.

*** = Good for a 1 or 2 bedroom condo below $800,000.

**** = I will only go to non-perilous locations (no active volcanoes, war zones, Indian burial grounds, etc.).